Life is one big Adventure..! 


  1) I wake up in the morning...   “By chance”..?
  2) It’s cold, I put on the heater...   “Global warming”..!
  3) I put on a T-shirt...   “Chinese cotton - yack ”..!    
  4) I make coffee...   “Harvested by slaves in Africa..!
  5) Cook an egg...   “From a Chicken Concentration Camp”
  6) Put on my Wedding Ring...   “Made of “Blood Gold” from Angola...”
  7) Take a sip of mineral water...   “The worst sin - “Global warming...”
  8) Shop for lunch - Beef, Pork...   “Crime beyond belief..!”
  9) I buy iPhone 4...   “Made in China - the economic enemy!”
10) I listen to the news...   “Death, death, death... So sorry..!”
11) I don’t listen to any TV or Radio...   “Loss of jobs”..!
12) I buy the newspaper...   ”Trees dying”..!
13) I listen to the politicians on TV...   “ Death by Poisoning”..!
14) I drive a car...   “Not a good idea”..!
15) I vote...   “Some problems with counting the votes.”
16) I’ll travel to Cuba for holidays...   ”Hmmmm, not so easy..!”
17) I am going to pray...   ”To whom”..!
18) I commit suicide...   “Very good”..!
19) I will be cremated...   ”Not so good - Global warming”..!
20) I will never be born...   ”Perfect”...

                                     “Jiří Kylián...”

      The Hague, November 5th, 2010